I´m A Little Christmas Cracker (świąteczna) - Diana Decker

I´m a little Christmas cracker, 
Hangin´ on a Christmas tree, 
Just a little Christmas cracker, 
Abangabangabanga
That´s me, 
Abangabangabanga
That´s me… 

If you pull me right in half, 
I give you things to make you laugh, 
Paper hats and good advice, 
Pretty little toys 
And everything that´s nice. 

I´m a little Christmas cracker, 
Hangin´ on a Christmas tree, 
Just a little Christmas cracker, 
[Ahahahbangabangabanga,] 
That´s me, 
[Ahahahbangabangabanga,] 
That´s me… 

A message to my sister Anne, 
She´s gonna meet 
A tall dark handsome man, 
Napoleon´s hat 
For poor little henpecked Dad, 
He´s having the grandest night 
That he´s ever had. 

A tiny little trumpet for baby Joe, 
He´ll be so happy 
Then when he starts to blow, 
A lot of bright balloons 
Make a lot of fun, 
And then the party´s really begun. 

[She´s a little Christmas cracker,] 
Bangabang… 
[Hangin´ on a Christmas tree,] 
That´s me… 
[Just a little Christmas cracker,] 
Abangabangabangabangabangabanga 
That´s me, 
[Abangabangabangabangabangabang,] 
That´s me… 

If you pull me right in half, 
I give you things to make you laugh, 
Paper hats and good advice, 
Pretty little toys 
And everything. 
[That´s nice.] 

I´m a little Christmas cracker, 
Hangin´ on a Christmas tree, 
Just a little Christmas cracker, 
[Abangabangabangabangabangabang,] 
That´s me… 
Abangabangabangabangabangabang, 
That´s me… 

[Abangabangabangabangabangabangabang] 
[Abangabangabangabanga] 
Bangabangabanga, 
That´s me… 
[Oohaah] 
That´s Me!