Lilly The Pink (świąteczna) - The Scaffold

We´ll drink the drink to drink, 
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink, 
The saviour of the human race, 
Oh, she invented medicinal compound, 
She was efficacious in every case. 

Mr. Fleers had sticky out ears, 
And it made him awful shy, 
And so they gave him medicinal compound, 
And now he´s learning how to fly. 

Rubber Tony was known to be boney, 
He would never eat his meals, 
And so they gave him medicinal compound, 
Now they move him round on wheels. 

We´ll drink the drink to drink, 
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink, 
The saviour of the human race, 
Oh, she invented medicinal compound, 
She was efficacious in every case. 

Oh, Ebenezer thought, he was Julius Ceasar, 
And so they put him in a home, 
Where they gave him medicinal compound, 
Now he´s Emperor of Rome. 

Johnny Hammer had a terrible ssssstammer, 
He could hardly sssay a word, 
And so they gave him medicinal compound, 
Now he´s seen, but never heard. 

We´ll drink the drink to drink, 
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink, 
The saviour of the human race, 
Oh, she invented medicinal compound, 
She was efficacious in every case. 

Anty Millie ran willynilly, 
When her legs, they did recede, 
And, so they looked on medicinal compound, 
Now they call her Millipede. 

Jennifer Eccles had terrible freckles, 
And all the boys called her names, 
But she changed with medicinal compound, 
Now she joins in all the games. 

We´ll drink the drink to drink, 
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink, 
The saviour of the human race, 
Oh, she invented medicinal compound, 
She was efficacious in every case. 

Lilly, the pink, she turned to drink, 
She filled up the bar with everything in sight, 
And in spite her medicinal compound, 
Sadly, pickleLilly died. 

Up to Heaven, her soul assended, 
All the church bells, they did ring, 
She took with her medicinal compound, 
Hark the herald angel sing. 

We´ll 
drink the drink to drink, 
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink, 
The saviour of the human race, 
Oh, she Invented medicinal compound, 
She was efficacious in every case.